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Selasa, 04 Desember 2012

IM SO FUCKIN LAZY (ˊ•___•ˋ) нммρƒƒ ◦°◦ºº

hahahahahha thanks god "IM ALIVE"
yap this time i wanna tell u how fuckin lazy

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Kamis, 22 November 2012

Maroon 5 » Payphone Lyrics

I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
[Video:] All those fairy tales are full of shit
[Album:] All those fairy tales are full of it.
[Video:] One more love song, I'll be sick.
[Album:] One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow
'Cause you forgot yesterday.
I gave you my love to borrow,
But you just gave it away.
You can't expect me to be fine,
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before,
But all of my bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home

All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
[Video:] All those fairy tales are full of shit
[Album:] All those fairy tales are full of it.
[Video:] One more love song, I'll be sick.
[Album:] One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone[Wiz Khalifa:]
Man, fuck that shit
I'll be out spending all this money
While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm stunning,
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the number to my phone
So you never could call it,
Don't need my name on my shirt,
You can tell it I'm ballin.
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
Phantom pulled up valet open doors
Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
that little piece of shit with you.
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
[Video:] All those fairy tales are full of shit
[Album:] All those fairy tales are full of it.
[Video:] One more love song, I'll be sick.
[Album:] One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone...


lagunya enak didengar suaranya sejenis speeeecelezzz ckckckckcck :p

Selasa, 20 November 2012

Amalia Rahmah :)

saya orangnya emang biasa-biasa aja. tapi mungkin kalian atau bahkan teman sekelas ku sendiri pasti tidak akan pernah mengenalku lebih jauh. kenapa ? karna ada quote saya " you neva eva know the real me"
aku jarang berkomunikasi dengan sekitar tapi aku ga se gaptek seperti yang lo kira >.<
Lanjuttttttttttttttt brayyy..
Hal utama yang paling gue benci yaitu ketika gue harus ngejalani " shitty day" bangun telat, di omelin ortu, ketiinggalan taksi, lupa bawa PR sampe sampe gue lupa pada hari itu ada ulangan wadeeeeeh..
hidup ini susah bray jadi biar payah ga usah dibikin repottttt.. ENJOY aja braaay :)
Mulai aja sama Bissmillah .. pasti semua nya akan baik-baik ajaaa . iya kannn? setuju gak? :p
harus setuju laaah.
saya orang nya ga overacting gue paling beci sama orang yang kayak gitu . kaya kagak ada kerjaan lagiii apaa :D caperr :S


sudaah ya .done!

Sabtu, 11 Agustus 2012

Ciri Orang LEBAAAAAY XD

    Assalammualaikum.wr.wb

    sebenernya sih orang disekitar gue lebayyy semuaa apalagi temen SMA aku, gak nyadar lohh tuh udah pada gede semua masa kelakuan kayak anak kecil apalagi nama FB nya yaaaa ampun SUMPAH jijaii liatnya wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih.. menurut gue orang lebay itu macem macem mulai dari gaya nya yang sok imut sampe potonya trus ama lawakkan nya yang kagak jelas . emangnya lo kira itu lucu gak ya buaat gueeeee :P

    A.Dari Tulisan
    Suka gede-kecil.
    *Ex: eH KmW lAgIy apHa?? BlS KmEnt AQuwG DumS.[sampai ga bisa di bedain mana 'i' mana 'L']
    Bahasanya sok imut dan lebay..('',)?
    *Ex:"Aduch aquw lupa niyh..."
    "Kmuw lgiy phaa??,,,,,.."
    "Ett fs akyu dunt.."
    "Hihihi..imyud kant aque,,,,,...."
    [najis! tanda koma dan titik nya itu yaoloh apa banget]
    Nick akun internet sok paling oke..('.')/
    *Ex:princez yatti..
    Queen munawaroh..
    Tati qiyutz abiyz..
    Marniiy imud..
    Omazt teopebeggetthe
    [zz...]
    *EYD nya lebay..(''.)? tulisan.....jadi.... :
    00.Aku: akyu, aquwh, akug, kuu..
    0.Kamu: kmuw, qm, kamyu..
    1.Lagi: agg, lagy, agiy..
    2.Apa: aph, appa, aphaa, apva..
    3.Nanti: ntiy, ntii, nhantiy.
    4.Kenapa: nphaa,naph,qnpa..
    5.Maksud: mkcutt,maksudt,magsyut..
    6.Masa: mshaa, msaa, mzaa, mca, mz..
    7.Sih: cie,cy, cih, cyieh..
    8.Siapa: saph, cpha, cpa, syph, shappa, chapa.
    9.Love: luv, luph, laff, laft, lup, loph, lep..
    *Kalo Di Facebook
    1.Namanya digonta ganti
    Kalo Requestnya di Konfirm trus si Alay nulis kayak gini: (thanks udah dikonfirm, ini capa dimana.. who's there..('',)?
    plis deh kan udah ada namanya, ngapain coba ditanya lagi
    Pake nama-nama gak penting (Akku Sayanxx Kamu, Pam Pam Anak Baek., Karin si Manyun, Donna Massiver juga, etc.)
    *Status diupdate tiap menit (kalo lw ke Home tuh alay ada mulu)
    Kalo statusnya di"Like" si Alay komen (makaciiya udah dikasih jempol)
    *Sering Kirim Komen di Wall (bagi alay banyak komen berarti gaul)
    *Ngeadd-in orang biar FBnya Full trus bikin yang kedua (ihh.. gak pentng banget..(''.)?
    *Sok Ngartis (di statusnya: aduh besok syuting lagi, aduh syutingnya lama bgt yakk, duhh bsok pemotretan etc..('',)?
    *Di Friendster
    suka ngirim bulbo ga jelas di fs: "akko onlenndh dcnniih" atau "ayokk perang cummendh cmma saiia", etc. (paling parah lagi kalo ngirim bulbo dengan judul "********" tapi isinya kosong!) ih kampret bner deh tu orang orang alay..
    Menganggap dirinya eksis di friendster (kalau comments banyak itu berarti anak gaul jadi lomba banyak-banyakan comment) *please deh ga bgt..('',)? emang kenapa coba kalo commentnya banyak..('.')/ dapet rekor muri bu? ga penting bgt deh..
    Kalau ada org yg cuman view profil kita, kita bilang gini: "hey cuman view nih?" ato "heey jgn cuman view doang,add dong! (kalau emang segitu pentingnya orang nge-ADD buat kita. kenapa kita ga nge-ADD dia waktu kita mau ngasih testi?)
    friendster dipenuhi glitter-glitter norak yang pastinya bisa ngerusak retina mata zz.


    B. Dari Gaya Foto Diri
    * Gayanya nunjuk bibir yg lg monyong.
    *Foto 1 album begitu2 aja. Gaya sama. Baju sama. Background sama. Selang waktu pemotretan yg ga bgitu jauh. Dan kalau di hp, ngeliatnya jd kayak animasi..('',)?
    *Foto sok imut,dari atas, matanya jadi jereng gajelas gtu. dsb.

    C. Korban Sinetron
    *Suka niru kebiasaan tokoh sinetron.
    *Korban Kepompong suka ngomong 'ii..wauw..('',)?
    *Korban Cinta Laura logat ngomongnya jadi ke barat baratan. Suka ngomong "plizzz degh!" dsb.


    D. Dari Gaya Pakaian/penampilan
    *Ke sekolah pake rok ngatung. Padahal pantatnya gede..('',)/
    *Kaos kaki warnanya shocking..(''.)?
    *Pake headband. Padahal ga pantes..
    Kalau ketawa lebay. padahal ga lucu-lucu amat..(''.)?
    *Nyerobot giliran orang. Ex: lg baca buku.. Eh si Alay langsung ngerampas tuh buku. Tapi udah di tangan, bukunya ga diapa apain..('',)?
    *Nyoret2 tembok sekolah, dgn tulisan Gede. BOLD kuadrat. Contoh tulisan:
    tanggal jadian. 290245~300309never die. [ampun. Mau ngapain sih. Geje. Ada yg peduli gitu..(''.)?]
    *nama sendiri. Tp narsis. Wati qiudz. Luph luph
    nama julukan pasangan. Ex: WAwan RIAti forever.
    curhatan hati. Ha,ha,ha,ha.. Ex: Qny kMW Ting9alkant aqUW... Bla bla bla dsAR cWo bNgs@Dt. GuWe bnCy LwU San9atD. [emg cwo lo ga bnci ama lo?] dsb.
    *Dari Gaya rambut maksain
    *udah rambutnya tipiiis...nyaris botak sekali jambak.. Sok di keriting. Jadi kya anak kampung..
    *Rambutnya tebel...kya yg buat ngebersihin sarang labalaba.. tapi nekat di poni. NEKAT. ! ! Udah ga bebentuk. Zz.
    *Kalo Laki2: di poni ala ganjen band. Pake wax sampe lepek. Kaya abang2 yg suka mangkal di pos kosong..
    *Suka pake rol rambut pas pelajaran. Kaya ibu kos.. Bawa strikaan skalian..(''.)/
    *Suka mangkal di kamar mandi. Ngaca. Nyisir. Bedak-an. Dan hal ga penting lainnya..(''.)?
    * Kalo ke Mall cuma mejeng doang, padahal mah gak beli apa-apaan Dsb..('.')/

yang lain lagiii :

1. Suka kurang kerjaan, hurufnya besar kecil - besar kecil, ( gak cape apa ngetiknya ?! ) :

contoh ---> iYa nIe, aBiS lAgI sIbUq siCh.


2. Suka gak bisa bedain huruf :

contoh ---> juga = juja, iya = eap, sms = cmz / xmx.


3. Suka foto tetapi gayanya norak :

contoh ---> tangan di bentuk angka satu, trus di letakin di depan bibir, mulut di gembungin ( supaya apa coba ? ).


4. Suka pake nick aneh, merasa paling oke ( ckckck parah ! ) :

contoh ---> cii muna imUtz, cii LeMouDh, raTu Manieeez, sii CuExz, coMel CayNk CaaBat.


5. Suka coment / nge-wall selalu ada kata2 :

contoh ---> rePP iah, plis repp, siapa ja bleh


6. Suka ngetik pake angka ( Hello... dikira plat nomor ? ) :

contoh ---> 9w 9ag 8i5a 5kr9 !

    SETAHU GUE LEBAY/ALAY ITU DIPANGGIS "JEJEMON" di fhilifina

    SUMPAAH KALO GUE SIH ANTI ALAY ATAU YANG BEGITUAN IDIIIIIIH GAK BANGETT..APALAGI PAS ADA KATA GALAU .. SUMPAH JIJAAAAAi

Maaf ya bagi yang tersinggung  . tapi yang baca terus tersinggung abis baca ini CUMA orang yang ngerasa dirinya salah satu dari ALAYERSSSSSS ..peaceee ^^V

gue mau bobok dulu yaaaa

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